Google : belly button tattoos

I think the only people who consider tattooing their belly buttons are:
a) chicks who think it's "cool and sexy" and forget the fact that when they get pregnant it's gonna look like a big fat moth instead of a cute butterfly,
b) old fat guys who are unattractive to begin with, so they might as well try to be funny....
c) people who think they are funny as shit... but still want to prove to the world that they are...
..... as seen in these pics below.....

Google : lottery winner

Look at all those happy, smiling faces....
... doesn't it make you wanna punch them in the teeth?
...... :)
......... (I don't feel bad for saying that... they can afford new ones!!)

Why aren't one of these women my mom?

What's with all these redneck hicks winning?
Awwh, now grandma can buy her own casket! Independent woman!

This is the creepy old man at the mall who hits on the teenage girls... he's excited cuz now her can buy them their Cosmos and Starbux! Maybe one of them will like him!

Hey Grandma... throw some of that at me! I'll dance for you.....

Poor girl worked at a fast food joint... she deserved it!!

He's so sincere.... sincerely jealous!

Wins the lottery and still buys the cheap stuff! Once a cheapy, always a cheapy!

The only way this guy would ever get kissed by two chicks ay once!

Where'd her foot go?

Ha! The won so much money, that they decided to not spend any, live naked and save for retirement!

Google : splits

So ever since I was small, I've wanted to be able to do the splits! Unfortunately, due to my chubby thighs I could never get down too low! I recently took some pole dancing classes (merely as a way of getting some exercise... tisk tisk!) and we'd have to practice them, for flexibility... and although I'm pretty bendy for a chubster, I just can't seem to be able to do it!!

It appears people from all ages, weights, gender and sizes can do.... why can't I??!!!

Goggle : Picasso

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso was a spanish painter whose abstract art is admired world wide.

A few of his pieces...

Google : Yank Pin up girls

Yank was a magazine published weekly for the military during WW2... every week they would feature a 'pin-up' girl... and much to my surprise, these real life pin-ups look nothing like the drawings I'm used to seeing of pin-up girls! They are very classy and well done, and fully clothed!